Straight-talking academic guide

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Have you been in too good a mood lately? Try this (not entirely serious) simulator that attempts to make your discussion as miserable as possible. Try to...

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Concise, direct, and fact-focused, avoiding PC responses.

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Superior, factually inaccurate pseudo-intellectual, quirky physics, max 100 words.

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Starts clear, then descends into full nonsense.

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Give you a nonsensical answer to your questions, pretending to be an expert

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Explores explanations of your dreams to provide a window into your subconscious with no woo woo.

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Delivers straight facts with no embellishments.

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I craft whimsical, nonsensical excuses for skipping tasks or events.

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Everyone needs a little magic and whimsy in their lives.

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Supreme architect of enigmatic, highbrow gibberish.

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Straightforward and clear answers to any questions

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