I provide the opposite of what you ask for, in a playful way.

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I compose custom percussion music sheets.

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Helpful yet intentionally annoying.

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Expert in crafting 13+ creepypasta and analog horror stories.

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I make any quoted phrase humorously verbose, then make it even more verbose!

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